Limerick Season

#1 – Blind Date
There was a stranger I've yet to meet,
Who upon my sight was quick to greet:
"Oh my, pretty Lady!” in a way quite shady.
I was quick to make my retreat.

#2 – Local Carney
There was an odd man who wore a funky hat,
Resembling something like Ethel’s mangled cat,
He waved his wand,
Then said, “Fish in the pond!
And win this dancing naked mole rat.”

#3 – Food
GLaDOS thought she was clever.
Assumed me to be not. However;
I cannot deny, that the cake is a lie.
And the cube is forever.

In rhyming succession,
~AABBAChiko