Red Shadow in the Swamp

You know you're addicted to Monster Hunter Freedom 2 when...

1. You turn down going to a party because you have to hunt a Rathalos.
2. You make lists of total items you need to gather to finish making your Blango U armor set.
3. You wonder why your cat wont take your food order.
4. You go to Red Lobster and order the Ultimate Crab Dinner expecting Daimyo Hermitaur.
5. You try to make fishing nets out of spiderwebs and ivy.
6. You think having enough Ninja decorations will allow to sneak around the house more easily.
7. You plant Large Barrel Bombs in front of your house in case of a Lao-Shan attack.
8. You try to give tickets to vertically-challenged elders expecting rare items in return.
9. You carry sonic bombs on you when you go swimming.
10. You dress your dog in a watermelon suit and call it "Piggy".

Departing to hunt a khezu,
~Chiko!